Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with discovering time doesn't stand still, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. but this damned rock is heavy.

I will try to remember I promised you I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Peace! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!

(via Dave, generate your own lazy blogpost)