This is groundbreaking science, at least in November t'was. From the equation in the title of the article you could actually get speed by subtracting Prodigy from dead mice — now that would be a true scientific breakthrough. Just imagine what this would do to the demand for dead mice with a Prodigy infection.

Conclusions:

¶ Speed on its own = normal brain damage

¶ Loud music on its own = normal brain damage

¶ Combination of speed and loud music = above normal brain damage.

¶ Injecting yourself with saltwater at parties with loud music will make you fall asleep.

[via Sune]

Listening to Underworld - Beaucoup Fish.