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Of mice and speed 15.02.2002

This is groundbreaking science, at least in November t'was. From the equation in the title of the article you could actually get speed by subtracting Prodigy from dead mice — now that would be a true scientific breakthrough. Just imagine what this would do to the demand for dead mice with a Prodigy infection.

Conclusions:

¶ Speed on its own = normal brain damage

¶ Loud music on its own = normal brain damage

¶ Combination of speed and loud music = above normal brain damage.

¶ Injecting yourself with saltwater at parties with loud music will make you fall asleep.

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Listening to Underworld - Beaucoup Fish.

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