According to this story Britney Spears will appear scantily clothed within the first five minutes of her new movie — guess they have the trailer right there then. She is also seen using a spoon as a microphone and will be singing her own song "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman". So where does that leave her? A quasi-woman, a post-girl? Or is she trying to tell us that her sexchange operation failed halfway? That would at least explain why her N'Sync boyfriend is singing "Bye Bye Bye".

I am sure the movie will be a big hit for no other reason but her showing her knickers within the first 5 minutes — sad indeed.