I will never again say the following euphemisms:

• "feel free to " to anybody. It's a degradation of language and communication, as there's no freedom associated with it, at all. In some situations, it is usually better substituted with a direct order instead.
• Go ahead and
• Going forward. Whatever happened to 'in the future', 'from now on'? Oh, not enough momentum, or dynamic in those expressions, ok. I get it. Still sounds like bollix to me, but I'll buy it for now

The ultimate is the combination of them all, as in: Going forward, please feel free to go ahead and do the dishes, which is a euphemism for saying, get off ya fecking arse and do the dishes in the coming eternity, or somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad.

So why am I bitching about this? Because it's corporate sp34k, of which I get a big dose everyday, and it's really seriously grinding my gears. I'll make it my trademark, my signature, to never use the above, in any communication. Oh, and one final thing, I'll immediately stop signing my emails with a thanks, when there's no need for it.